I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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