do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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