That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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