Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I skipped work to stalk him.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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