We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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