I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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