Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
pray to the hookup gods
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
where are my eyebrows?
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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