i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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