you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
We left the knife in your bed.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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