Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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