yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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