Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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