Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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