bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
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