ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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