I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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