I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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