God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
Do vagina's smell?
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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