The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
