I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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