how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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