You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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