I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
This is classic penis vs brain.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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