: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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