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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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