If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
You smell like a Billy Joel song
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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