I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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