Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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