Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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