New low: just hacked my moms facebook
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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