he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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