Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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