i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
this beer tastes like vomit already
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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