I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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