You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Nicole vs. Life
one two three fourrrrnication!
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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