After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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