once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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