Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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