I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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