wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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