Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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