..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
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