I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Randomize