Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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