Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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