I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize
