Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
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