If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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