The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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