you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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