the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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