I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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