she woke up with a sticky ear
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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