sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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