I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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