he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
And then he peed in my hair
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