I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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